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System Demotivational Poster


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

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patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

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CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


BLOOD - There's too much of it in my caffeine system


TAGS: blood in caffeine system
Rating: 4.57/5

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Arvantillian - August 8, 2011, 12:26 pm
Don't forget the DEW!
gas - August 7, 2011, 1:52 pm
lol


ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail




WARDENCLYFFE - "A man, has two reasons to do something. A good Reason, and the real reason." -J.P Morgan




Listen -


TAGS: women government system good idea
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 2:32 pm
I prefer a nice white zinfandel over red please! Especially when the conductor realizes I don't have a ticket to ride the train...teehee!
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:18 am
Pie Je5u Domine, dona eis melius ductores. Aut vinum, in copiam.


COLLEGE - Here's your map.




METRIC SYSTEM - I refuse to settle for simplicity! Now, how many feet are in a freakin' mile?!


TAGS: metric math system feet measurement
Rating: 3.53/5

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Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:23 pm
ummm.. 5,280


FINALLY - a metric system even americans can use


TAGS: metric system
Rating: 3.13/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 12:16 pm
And the average trailer park diva would top out at 296.........seems like a victory to me.
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:14 pm
I am surprised at times we are not there yet. Peoples weight would go down. That 300 lb heifer would only weigh 136.


BELIEF SYSTEM -


TAGS: belief system drinking
Rating: 3.59/5

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bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:08 am
K Moooo I understand. Around here we just say "I'm going to Canada, need anything" and that implies Windsor Ontario
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 7, 2009, 12:06 am
YOU mean Windsor, Ontario right? that's like saying Philadelphia, United states.
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
When I worked in the casino industry, I was the same way. LOVE it!
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:05 am
Around here I think the kids drink Sparks before they start a night...same thing I believe
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:03 am
When it takes a ****, I hop up to Windsor Canada and grab a new one in little Italy
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:02 am
True: I have a six cup espresso maker (old Italian style) I have 3 every morning for breakfast the last 15 years
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
As much as it wakes you up in the morning, if you make the mistake of taking it before drinking... you're in for a loooooooooooooooong night.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
I've been drinking piss warm beer since I was 8 years old...still do every once and a while just to honor the old man, may he rest in peace
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:00 am
It's good and bad when you're drinking. 300mg of caffeine, and 33,000% of the recommended daily allowance of B12.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:58 pm
No...at least I'm not looking for it
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Remember we Canadians are weened on Beer.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:57 pm
Any time Bone....I'm definitely in practice.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Do you have Spike energy drink there?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
There you go Aggy
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
I tend to hold their hair, get thirsty, drop their hair and go get a beer
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
Italian-German. How bad is that?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:54 pm
Come drink with me sometime Moooo...I'll drive you home when we are done. Just remind me to bring some nitro
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I tend to laugh a lot when people are throwing up. Sorry, but it's funny. That is the most hilarious self-inflicted misery you can witness.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:53 pm
I'm so with you Bone. If I'm having a good time, it's always too early to quit. And I am also German. (mixed with Irish). so I'm a real alcoholic by nature.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Nope...I'm also 1/2 French
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
Bone bobviously isn't trying hard enough.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've held many a person's hair back trash
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:51 pm
Do you get the red nose and cheeks? It's a common feature in a lot of german friends I have.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
My only "kick-back" from drinking was after 8 sh**s of Don Julio Anejo. Now, that didn't do it... but trying to pound a red party cup full of Maker's Mark (on a dare).... that'll do, piggy. That'll do.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
You dont know what you're missing bone
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
I'm a rare animal of German descent and can drink all night if I'm having fun
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:48 pm
Never had a hangover or barfed from drinking in my life
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Champagne manages to give me a headache and hangover within an hour of drinking one glass.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
any pino (includes champagne)
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:43 pm
Always gives me a headache and hangover, yes. But red zin has legs... it'll get you where you're going.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:42 pm
White Zin? Can't drink that. Too much sugar=hangover. Maybe that's your problem. White gives me headache/hangover, but 1 little bottle shouldn't hurt too bad I hope.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mixing... d***, that'd give me the worst hangover. I'm a cab or red zin person. Occasional chianti... if the wine needs to bite through garlic bread or meat sauce. (stereotype level 10)
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:34 pm
Usually red. Tonight I polished off a bottle of white, then continued on to red. Yeah...it was kind of a bad day.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:31 pm
Nik... red or white wine?
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
Sorry bout that it was supposed to be "What Moooooooooo said" forgot the said part
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Anyhoo...I like this poster. I like it alot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:23 pm
Well...this is quite the turnaround then isn't it? And if I don't make sense, well then, you know why.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:21 pm
Because I'm sober. Not proud of it. But, I am.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was gonna say...something random. You beat me to it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:19 pm
Something random.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
Red?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
WTF? is Random talking aboot.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:18 pm
I believe I'll have a couple more.
MrRandom - July 6, 2009, 11:16 pm
What mooooooooooooooo, of course I see this when I'm a bit drunk.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 8:27 pm
preaching to the choir brother. 5 Lions.


FEAR -




THE METRIC SYSTEM - Never really caught on in the U.S. unless you count the 9mm bullet


TAGS: metric system
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 4:48 pm
Druggies seem to use grams and kilo's.


Venus vs Mars -




AS IT TURNS OUT -


TAGS: legal system
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:22 pm
Are you sure? Because I got off.


WHY TODAY? -


TAGS: system server upgrades ctrl alt spacedog
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:57 pm
Right on the money Aggy.
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
Burn!


SCALE - In hindsight the new Berlin Train station public address system was deemed to be slightly larger than necessary




This is only a test -




Don't touch the sides. OPERATION -


TAGS: windows apple operating system
Rating: 4.09/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 6:51 pm
You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.
Krickit - May 21, 2013, 5:13 pm
Ty Gary. Yeah, wish there was a way I could edit that. d*** YOUS "R" d*** YOUS
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 12:31 pm
Krickit, IMO this deserves much better than a 2.5, but the you/your typo is a bit of a hit...good poster though


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